PLS / PULSE
Pulse
The morning read: yesterday’s revenue and orders, today so far, and how that compares to normal — designed to be understood in the time it takes to unlock your phone.
Gorilla Pulse is the 60-second morning check-in for WooCommerce store owners: yesterday’s numbers, today’s so far, what needs your attention, and an AI you can ask about your store — on your phone, before your coffee’s done. No dashboards, no laptop, no logging into wp-admin from the parking lot.
Why it exists
You check your store every morning anyway. Make it 60 seconds.
Every store owner runs the same ritual: open the laptop, log into wp-admin, wait for WooCommerce analytics, squint at GA4, maybe cross-check Stripe. Fifteen minutes to answer one question — “how are we doing?” Gorilla Pulse answers it before your thumb warms up: pull out your phone, and the numbers that matter are just there.
The morning ritual
- Laptop open, wp-admin login, 2FA dance
- WooCommerce analytics… loading…
- Cross-check GA4, maybe Stripe
- Repeat at lunch. And at 9pm. And in bed.
The Pulse ritual
- Open app — numbers already there
- Yesterday, today so far, and the trend
- Alerts flag anything that needs you
- One question? Ask it in plain English
What’s inside
Four screens. Zero fluff.
PLS / MONEY
Money
Revenue and order trends over time, so you can feel the direction of the business — not just today’s blip. The chart view your gut has been asking for.
PLS / ALERTS
Alerts
The things that need a human: order spikes and slumps, and the signals worth catching before lunch instead of at month-end. Push notifications included — you don’t check for problems, problems find you.
PLS / ASK
Ask
Ask about your store in plain English — “how did the weekend compare to last month?” — and get answers grounded in your actual store data. Every number in every answer comes verbatim from your store’s reports: the AI is not allowed to do creative math.
PLS / PAIR
30-second setup
Install the companion plugin on your store, scan the QR code it shows you, done. Paired. No API wrangling, no config files, no developer required.
PLS / SUPPORT
Real support, in-app
Questions or problems go straight from the app to a real human — the person who built it — and the answer comes back as a push notification. No ticket portal, no chatbot maze.
Your data stays yoursYour store’s numbers live on your store — the app talks directly to your own website through the companion plugin, secured by a pairing key you can revoke anytime. AI questions are processed and answered, never used to train anything, and nobody else’s app can see your store.
How it works
From install to first pulse in under two minutes.
1
Install the plugin
Upload the Gorilla Pulse companion plugin to your WooCommerce store and activate it.
2
Scan the QR
The plugin shows a pairing QR code. Open the app, scan it, and your store and phone are securely linked.
3
Check your pulse
That’s it. Tomorrow morning: phone, app, 60 seconds, coffee still hot.
Requirements
What you need.
- A WooCommerce store (WordPress 6.0+, WooCommerce 7.0+)
- An iPhone — Gorilla Pulse is on the App Store via TestFlight/App Store
- Two minutes for setup — the plugin and a QR scan
- No API keys, no extra services, no developer needed
Questions
Fair questions before you subscribe.
Is this another analytics dashboard?
The opposite. Dashboards are where numbers go to be visited; Pulse is built for the 60-second check-in you already do every morning — the vital signs and the anomalies, not forty charts. If you love deep dashboard time, keep your dashboards; Pulse is for the other 25 checks a week.
How accurate are the AI answers?
Every number in every answer is pulled verbatim from your store’s own reports — the AI assembles the explanation but is never allowed to calculate or estimate figures on its own. If the data doesn’t contain the answer, it says so instead of guessing. That rule is enforced in the system itself, not just promised.
Does it slow down my store?
No. The companion plugin serves lightweight, secured data endpoints the app calls when you open it — it adds nothing to your customer-facing pages and no background weight to your storefront.
What about my data and privacy?
Your store data stays on your store. The app connects directly to your site with a revocable pairing key. AI questions route through our secured service to be answered and are never used for training or shared. Delete the pairing key and the connection is dead instantly.
Android?
iPhone first — that’s where it’s polished and shipping. Android depends on demand, so if you want it, tell us; it genuinely affects the roadmap.
What happens if I cancel?
The app stops syncing, your store keeps running exactly as before, and the plugin can be deleted like any other. No lock-in, no exit process, nothing held hostage. Month to month, like everything we sell.
Gorilla Pulse Pro
$12/month
or $120/year — includes the app, plugin, AI asks & support
Your store’s vital signs on your phone every morning, plus 100 AI asks a month. Cancel anytime.
Get Gorilla PulseRequires WooCommerce. iPhone app + companion plugin included in every subscription.
